Difference between wife and girlfriend - True ?

Wife is like TV, girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)
At home watch TV, go out bring HP.
No money, sell TV. Got money change HP.
Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of the time play with HP.
TVfree for life but HP, if you don't pay the services will be terminated
TVis big, bulky and most of the time old, but HPis cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time.
Operational cost for TVis often acceptable but for HPis high and often demanding,
Most Important, TVgot remote.. HPdon't have...
Last but not least.......... TVdo not have virus, but HP, yes..........have VIRUS..............
once get it, HABIS LA...... hahahahaha...... so better choose TV instead of h/p.....
hahahahahaha!